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How to buy $JOKR
- 1Get a wallet that supports Robinhood Chain (Rainbow, MetaMask + RH Chain, or the Robinhood app).
- 2Fund it with $USDG โ RH Chain's native stablecoin.
- 3Hit the BUY button above. It takes you straight to the $JOKR pool on ponsfamily.com.
- 4Connect wallet โ confirm โ get rekt โ laugh.
How to get $USDG on Robinhood Chain
Two paths, pick whichever fits how you already hold money.
Every transaction on Robinhood Chain and Base costs a tiny network fee called gas, paid in ETH (Ethereum) โ usually a fraction of a cent. ETH is the "fuel" the network runs on.
Both paths below start by getting a small amount of ETH ($2-5 worth) into your wallet. Without it, you can't send transactions, can't bridge USDG, and can't buy $JOKR. Think of it like needing a stamp before you can mail a letter โ the letter is your USDG or your $JOKR trade, the stamp is ETH.
โก Step 1 โ Get ETH for gas on Robinhood Chain
- 1In Robinhood, buy or hold ETH (Ethereum). You only need ~$2-5 worth for gas.
- 2Tap the ETH position โ Transfer โ Send.
- 3Choose network Robinhood Chain. Paste your self-custody wallet address (MetaMask, Rainbow, etc. with RH Chain added).
- 4Confirm. ETH lands in ~1-2 min. This is your gas token โ every transaction on RH Chain burns a fraction of a cent of ETH.
๐ต Step 2 โ Get USDG on Robinhood Chain
- 1Back in Robinhood: buy or deposit USD like normal.
- 2Go to Crypto โ search USDG (Global Dollar) โ buy the USD amount you want to move.
- 3Tap the USDG position โ Transfer โ Send.
- 4Network: Robinhood Chain. Same wallet address as Step 1.
- 5Confirm. USDG arrives, and now you have ETH (gas) + USDG (buy $JOKR with this). Hit the BUY button.
โก Step 1 โ Get ETH for gas on BOTH chains
- 1Buy ETH on Coinbase.
- 2Withdraw ETH to your wallet โ pick network Base (Coinbase supports Base natively, no bridge needed). ~$5 worth is plenty for Base gas + spare for later.
- 3You'll also need ETH on Robinhood Chain for the final buy. Either bridge ~$2 of ETH via Across.to, or the Uniswap route in Step 3 below can auto-include a small ETH delivery.
๐ต Step 2 โ Get USDC to your Base wallet
- 1Buy USDC on Coinbase (or any exchange).
- 2Withdraw to your Base wallet address.
๐ Step 3 โ Bridge USDC โ USDG on Robinhood Chain
- 1Open Uniswap. Connect your Base wallet.
- 2Set From: Base + USDC. Set To: Robinhood Chain (Chain ID 4663) + USDG.
- 3Enter amount. Check the "You receive" section โ if it doesn't include an ETH gas top-up on RH Chain, do a separate small bridge via Across.to first.
- 4Confirm. Uniswap handles the cross-chain swap in one transaction (a couple minutes).
- 5USDG lands on Robinhood Chain. Now hit the BUY $JOKR button.
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